MY NAME IS EISENBERGETTE. I LIKE JESSE EISENBERG, FILMS (PARTICULARLY ONES WITH JESSE EISENBERG), MY CAT NAMED COLUMBUS (AFTER JESSE EISENBERG'S CHARACTER IN THE FILM "ZOMBIELAND", OBVIOUSLY), FRANZ KAFKA, PIZZA, AND FANS OF JESSE EISENBERG.

P.S. MY PORTRAIT CAN BE FOUND IN MY HEADER. IT'S NOT REALLY ME, BUT JUST IMAGINE ME AS JESSE EISENBERG WITH LONG BLONDE HAIR AND MAKE-UP. I GET THAT COMPARISON ALL THE TIME. THANKS, PEACE, MUAH! X EISENBERGETTE

~ Sunday, June 5 ~
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OH, THERE IS YOUR HUSBAND. IMAGINE IF YOU TWO HAD A CHILD - IT WOULD BE THE MOST DOCILE KID IN THE WORLD.
— ANONYMOUS SOURCE ON MY FUTURE PROCREATION WITH JESSE EISENBERG 
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~ Monday, May 2 ~
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EISENBERGETTE’S JESSE EISENBERG ARTWORK

HEY GUYS,

I’VE BEEN HARD AT WORK ON SOME JESSE EISENBERG PIECES

HERE IS A VIEW OF SOME OF THE PORTRAITS/SKETCHES I HAVE ACCOMPLISHED THUS FAR:

I CANNOT WAIT TO SHARE THESE WITH THE WORLD AND SELL THEM FOR EIGHTY BILLIONTY THOUSAND DOLLARS A PIECE

I’M SURE THERE WILL BE MORE TO COME, SO DON’T GET YOUR HOPES UP WHEN THESE ARE PURCHASED VERY QUICKLY

BACK TO THE DRAWING BOARD

I LOVE YOU XOXO EISENBERGETTE

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~ Thursday, April 21 ~
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~ Monday, February 21 ~
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watching-movies:

Eh the story is much more interesting sounding that the resulting film.

YOU OBVIOUSLY DIDN’T HAVE THE EISENBERGETTE VIEWING EXPERIENCE
http://eisenbergette.tumblr.com/post/3054404204/hello-tumblr-eisenbergette-here-welcome-to-my
YOU ARE INVITED TO A SCREENING OF HOLY ROLLERS IN EISENBERGETTE’S LIVING ROOM, THE SECOND CHAIR IS FOR MY CAT COLUMBUS BUT HE’LL GLADLY SIT IN YOUR LAP OR MINE AS LONG AS HE CAN SEE JESSE.

watching-movies:

Eh the story is much more interesting sounding that the resulting film.

YOU OBVIOUSLY DIDN’T HAVE THE EISENBERGETTE VIEWING EXPERIENCE

http://eisenbergette.tumblr.com/post/3054404204/hello-tumblr-eisenbergette-here-welcome-to-my

YOU ARE INVITED TO A SCREENING OF HOLY ROLLERS IN EISENBERGETTE’S LIVING ROOM, THE SECOND CHAIR IS FOR MY CAT COLUMBUS BUT HE’LL GLADLY SIT IN YOUR LAP OR MINE AS LONG AS HE CAN SEE JESSE.


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Anonymous said: http://i52.tinypic.com/13yo37o.jpg

his photo from W magazine photoshopped for vanity fair. lol those lazy bitches.

APPARENTLY HE CAN’T BE EVERYWHERE AT THE SAME TIME. SOMETIMES LIFE IS LIKE A CARDBOARD CUTOUT, YOU KNOW? THAT’S STILL FUNNY, THOUGH.


~ Tuesday, February 1 ~
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kaisoompreg said: Your blog is love forever and ever

THANK YOU DOLL - YOUR BLOG IS NICE AS WELL. XOXO EISENBERGETTE


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HELLO TUMBLR

EISENBERGETTE HERE

WELCOME TO MY LIVING ROOM, AS YOU CAN SEE I AM WATCHING HOLY ROLLERS (THOUGH I TOOK A MOMENT TO POSE FOR THIS PIC, MY CAT COLUMBUS WAS KIND ENOUGH TO TAKE IT FOR ME THOUGH HE LOVES JESSE AND DIDN’T WANT TO MISS ANY OF THE MOVIE EITHER)

ISN’T THIS FILM AMAZING?

I THOUGHT ABOUT WEARING HOT ROLLERS FOR THE PHOTO SO IT COULD BE “HOLY ROLLERS” AND ‘HOT ROLLERS” BUT IDK IT KIND OF RHYMES BUT IS IT REALLY A RHYME IF IT’S THE SAME WORD?

ANYWAY, TAKE CARE EISENBERG LOVERS TTYL XO EISENBERGETTE

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~ Sunday, January 30 ~
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JESSE EISENBERG TOOK STYLING TIPS FROM ME ON SNL
I CAN’T BELIEVE IT
THANKS JESSE
YOU LOOK GREAT
KEEP IT UP
BUNCHES/PIGTAILS ARE SO IN AND SO YOU
XOXO EISENBERGETTE

JESSE EISENBERG TOOK STYLING TIPS FROM ME ON SNL

I CAN’T BELIEVE IT

THANKS JESSE

YOU LOOK GREAT

KEEP IT UP

BUNCHES/PIGTAILS ARE SO IN AND SO YOU

XOXO EISENBERGETTE

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~ Wednesday, January 26 ~
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letsgoforadrive:

Jesse: Hi, i’m Jesse Eisenberg and i’m hosting SNL this week with musical guest Nicki Minaj.
Bill: Congratulations on the Oscar nod
Jesse: Aw thank you Bill
Bill: How did Oscar nod? Was he like?
Jesse: No, no he just nods like you or me!

LOL

letsgoforadrive:

Jesse: Hi, i’m Jesse Eisenberg and i’m hosting SNL this week with musical guest Nicki Minaj.

Bill: Congratulations on the Oscar nod

Jesse: Aw thank you Bill

Bill: How did Oscar nod? Was he like?

Jesse: No, no he just nods like you or me!

LOL

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